The Cafe

Cory Arcangel, Merlin Carpenter, Catherine Murphy, Brandon Ndife, Sven Sachsalber, George Segal, Josh Smith

We feel that we’ve overcome something wonderful.

Can you imagine chicken tenders and friends?

We were told we could never get this restaurant legal. We can’t, but it doesn’t matter. Just taste our food before you hurt yourself. The symbol on our t-shirt means “break through boundaries” and is not in any way related to pedophilia. Your mouth is watering, clean yourself up. Get here early if you want a table. O’Flaherty’s has what you need, so mark that calendar.

Dine in only, we don’t deliver. This is not to miss.