Thrush Holmes

For a 2nd helping of Thrush Holmes:

Gather:

3 pounds psychedelic exuberance

10-12 cans spray paint

(if doubling batch, use fire extinguishers)

Nudes, flowers, vases, pineapples, bananas, oranges

4 cups swagger

Dash of machismo

Lg. spoonful drunken romanticism

1 sprig abstraction

Budweiser

Mix equal parts aggression and bling

Combine into smears, splatters, and drips

Sprinkle a little Matisse, Eminem, Dostoevsky, Sonnier, Prince, Gauguin, Sonic Youth, and LeBron

Whisk until frothy

Bake at 500°F for 7 hours until fluorescent and crispy

Garnish with neon, to taste.